undercover corgi in octopus

A little-known branch of the British Royal Navy, the Corgi Corps serve her majesty in only the cutest of aquatic missions. Need a sunken treasure chest full of kibble retrieved? Corgi in an Octopus suit. Need someone to listen in on undersea transatlantic calls to pet stores? Corgi in an Octopus suit. Need to protect against territorial aggression from sea-going hostiles? You probably want a submarine. But for everything else, get a Corgi in an Octopus suit!